A few weeks ago I happened to dine at a generic chain restaurant. I won’t specify which one but it wasn’t a fast food place.
I had a burger there. It was the shittest burger I’ve had in a long time. The chips were shit too. They were like somebody had cut up those foam boards you get at a local swimming pool and put the chippings on my plate. You know when a place can’t even do satisfactory chips it’s time to run.
The burger itself was bland. It was bitty too. I swear the chef just scratched his greasy scabby back and then moulded his back cheese into patties and called it veggie.
The worst part is that I paid over £20 to eat there. Do you know how many McDonald’s meals that is? Four.